A Man With Two Noses is a sketch that appears in "Sex and Violence," the second episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.


An announcer (Eric Idle) segues to a man with three noses but is told that he is not in the studio yet, so instead, he introduces a man with two noses.

The two-nosed man (Graham Chapman) demonstrates his two noses by first blowing the nose on his face, then one inside his shirt.