Homicidal Barber is a sketch that appears in the Monty Python's Flying Circus episode, "The Ant, an Introduction."


A customer (Terry Jones) enters a barber shop, where the barber (Michael Palin) washes blood from his hands and acts nervous, fighting his urges to murder the customer. He tries to dissuade him from getting a haircut and after he fails to start cutting the man's hair, he instead plays a tape recording of typical barber conversation. The customer notices and the barber confesses that he wanted to be a lumberjack.

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