Stolen Rewsreader is a sketch that appears in "How to Recognise Different Types of Trees From Quite a Long Way Away," the third episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.


Newsreader Michael Queen (John Cleese) begins reading the six o'clock news as marauders steal him along with his desk. In the bed of a truck, he is driven quite a distance (whilst still reading the news) until he is taken to a jetty, where he is pushed off into the water.